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Video games related jokes, so bad as It gets :)

Not only video game jokes, LoL

Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?
He was caught aimboting.

What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games

Yo mama fat when she play a game everybody lags

What’s an orphans fav roblox game? Adopt me, so they can get adopted.

Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope

Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team?
A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

When the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag

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Best Christmas jokes picked just for you

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

When is a boat just like snow? When it’s adrift!

Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? Because he had no body to go with!

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey? On the dark side!

Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star? Beyon-sleigh!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!

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Some better gamer / conosole jokes

A gamer and a girl gamer were deeply in love, but they just couldn’t find another
They were not on the same level.

A group of gamers try to walk into a bar
use wall hack

What does a gamer look out for during match making?
Backwards Compatability

What is a gamers favourite fish?

This is Hoe We Role
when normal people talk…
hey bro how’s your family doing?
when gamers talk
How’s your tank? Which level? And yeah what happened to that MC world?

The EA community team has now provided a feeling of pride and accomplishment to about 520,000 gamers…
By allowing us to Downvote them into Reddit hall of shame

Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub?
It was exclusive.

What was the console gamer’s New Years Resolution?

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Some Harry Potter jokes

1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.

2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.

3. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
Because he has only followers, not friends.

4. If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

5. What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A Volt-demort.

6. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?
Because he can’t control his pupils.

7. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

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5 + 1 gamer jokes:

Why should you get a gamer girl gf?
She can bring joy to your stick

As a gamer I find it strange that Biden was declared the winner…
Trump had way more kills

Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.

Gamers these days have no patience.
Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were three days

Gamers become the best engineers.
They are already experts in steam.

What kind of dough does a gamer use?

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Why couldn’t the PC gamer stop crying?
He refused to be consoled.

What problem can both gamers and popular musicians relate to?
The fans are too noisy.

I met a very famous asian gamer today.
His name was Lo Ping.

What does a gamer and a burn victim both say
I can’t wait to try out my new skin

A gamer dies and goes to hell…
After one week, the devil goes to God:

-God?! What crazy person have you send me here? He destroyed all the cauldrons, killed all demons, running like crazy everywhere and yelling: “Where is the exit to LEVEL 2!!!”

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3 Good jokes

Joe: What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France?
John: A Nintendo Yes.

Mario: Why did Frogger cross the road?
Luigi: Because you’ve been playing the game for an hour and you’ve finally beat this level.

You know you are a gamer if… A news report is titled ‘Quake Warning’ and your first concern is that your favorite server has gone down.

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